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AI slop grenade

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  1. A document somebody generated with AI and tossed at you without reading it first.
  2. Any 600-word message that should have been one sentence.

“Dave threw another AI slop grenade in the team chat. Third one this week.”

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    How to fix it

      Can you spot slop without me?

      Ten questions. Get eight right and you're a Certified AI Slop Detector. There's a certificate. Post it and watch your coworkers get nervous.

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      What counts as an AI slop grenade?

      Lots of words, nobody home. Here's what I circle. The dictionary has every phrase.

      Meeting bingo

      Hear it in a meeting, mark it. Three in a row and you can leave.

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      Heard slop that isn't in here? Nominate it

      How the grades work

      Vote on new AI slop

      Words and phrases that make writing sound like nobody wrote it. What each one means, and what to say instead.

      Up for a vote

      Heard slop that isn't in the dictionary? Nominate it. 3 upvotes and it goes to the Critic. If he signs off, it goes in the dictionary with your name on it.

      Nomination slip

      Phrases only. No names, no links, no trashing companies.

      Nominations

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      The AI Slop Detection Exam

      Free10 questionsAbout 3 minutes

      Get 8 right and you're a Certified AI Slop Detector. There's a certificate with your name on it. Post it and watch your coworkers get nervous.

      No sign-up. New questions every time.

      The Slop Critic

      He reads the stuff nobody wants to read. He's seen the word ‘delve’ 41,212 times this year, and he's not happy about it.

      Now reviewing

      The Critic Unacceptable

      Slop is unacceptable.

      You've got a brain and a keyboard. Use both.

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